Real friendship is when you’re playing Mario Kart with your friend and you get a blue shell, but hold onto it because your friend is in 1st place.
Real best friendship is when you use the blue shell then laugh at them manically whilst they cry is despair.
Real best best super awesome friendship is when you use the blue shell then scream abuse at each other and then vow to enact revenge on each other in the next race.
When men talk of women and girls in terms of legal/not legal, what they’re really saying is “I already sexually objectify this child and would attempt to fuck her if there were no laws in the way.”
You can’t deny that is fucking scary.
Sometimes there are things that just sort of vaguely seem wrong, but you can’t put your finger on why…until it’s worded like this, and suddenly everything slides into place and you feel like someone punched you in the gut.